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Disclaimer (read carefully)
- No animals were killed, injured or harmed in any way during the making of this website (except for the ones I ate).
- No animals were allowed to use this website until it was tested on and proven safe for humans.
- This site is provided “as is”, no other warranty expressed or implied.
- Warranty void when defective.
- Subject to change without notice.
- For amusement only.
- Do not try this at home.
- Some assembly required.
- Contents may settle during shipment.
- Do not remove back panel.
- Choking hazard: small children may choke in single-pixel pictures.
- View only as directed.
- Do not ingest or inhale.
- Do not view while operating a motor vehicle or heavy machinery.
- Objects on pictures may appear smaller than they are.
- All models are over 0 years of age.
- If there is something you don’t like, don’t bug me about it, just get the hell out of here.