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  • No animals were killed, injured or harmed in any way during the making of this website (except for the ones I ate).
  • No animals were allowed to use this website until it was tested on and proven safe for humans.
  • This site is provided “as is”, no other warranty expressed or implied.
  • Warranty void when defective.
  • Subject to change without notice.
  • For amusement only.
  • Do not try this at home.
  • Some assembly required.
  • Contents may settle during shipment.
  • Do not remove back panel.
  • Choking hazard: small children may choke in single-pixel pictures.
  • View only as directed.
  • Do not ingest or inhale.
  • Do not view while operating a motor vehicle or heavy machinery.
  • Objects on pictures may appear smaller than they are.
  • All models are over 0 years of age.
  • If there is something you don’t like, don’t bug me about it, just get the hell out of here.

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